Bless me father, for I have sinned. It’s been…well…I’ve never done a confession because I’m not Catholic. But I went to a Catholic school.
Does that count?
See, it was like…
…well…
It wasn’t my fault.
I was being all healthy right? Snacking on apples, grapes.
You know, healthy stuff.
Then, my mom brought in a dozen Krispy Kreme iced chocolate doughnuts.
Then, she grabbed my arm and twisted it behind my back.
Real hard.
It was like she’d morphed into Mr T and Dog the Bounty Hunter or something.
Then, as she was twisting my arm, she took my hand and dragged it over to the box.
She did…really.
Don’t you believe me?
Then, she grabbed each one of my fingers, pulled them open and turned my palm upward. Like magic, a doughnut mysteriously levitated to my open hand and landed.
Then, some invisible force pushed the hand with the doughnut up to my face. My mouth automatically popped open. The next thing I knew, the doughnut was in my mouth.
This kept happening over and over and over and over again. At least six times.
As penance, I spent one hour on the stationary bike watching Flava Flav’s Roast on Comedy Central.
Please forgive me, for I knew not what I was doing…
…but my waistline will find out.
Update: Oh. My. Gosh.
Comments (5)
Are they really that good? Seriously, some folk talk about these doughnuts like they’re a highly addictive “should-be-illegal” substance.
I’ve heard so much about them, I think I expected them to look, I don’t know “more”!
@Derna - > Don’t let the pic fool you. I took it with my camera phone. Yes, they are *that* good. The layer of chocolate on top is really thick. These are the chocolate iced ones. There are others.
The only thing I’ve noticed is that folks form other countries think they’re too sweet. They’re an acquired taste.
You are funny Rashunda !!!!
I’ve tried KK’s once a tad to sweet for me . But good!
I thought KK’s closed their stores i know they have in Texas.
Hey, any Elvis sightings :)
Oh…oh….
LOL this post made my evening. I like the way you started it as a confession, I’ve always wanted to go into a confession box but you see am not catholic so that would be obnoxious? oh well…
At least you worked the choc doughnuts off :)